domingo, 1 de junio de 2008

Rock Concert



I'm not only a doctor; I'm also the proud mother of a ttop guitar player. On friday , my son Gabriel performed as the opening act for a US guitar Player, Vinnie Moore (Vinnie who?). We were there just to see him and the place was full. Of course they were there for the gringo, but some of us were there just to see Gabriel and it turned out perfect.

lunes, 19 de mayo de 2008

The Doctor's Lounge at the O.R.

Ceci, the kitchen's assistant, a great person, but she is in part responsable for all the extra pounds the doctors are gaining. To be fair, if one asks her to "take care of your weight" she will only give you light staff.
Happy urologist Dr Cabello. Everybody is happy at the Doctor's Lounge because there is free food and interesting conversations like, for example what new model of BMW they are going to by or how well they are doing in the stock market
A happy surgeon Dr J.E.Contreras, after reading the paper and eating ( I don't know what, because the plate is empty )
A winning smile by rock star and breast surgeon Fernando
My son and assistant taking advantage of the free food
That's me waiting for a frozen section with my Ipod of course and the earphones temporarily off my ears.
Boss Matsumoto (that's his actual last name); he has already read the paper and looks happy because his football team won ( "La U" ). He is the former Head of Anesthesia
An orthopedic surgeon relaxing in between arthroscopies. He is in the process of eating an ice cream including the stick. Since 3 months ago, ice cream is readily available and free!!!; that means that doctor's weight will probably increase steadily during the next months. I think I will bring a measuring tape and I will start recording girths. ( in case you're wondering, I have never had an ice cream in the Doctor's Lounge )

domingo, 11 de mayo de 2008

Mother's Day


What a depressing day. I think they make up these special days just to make me feel bad. It's like you're supossed to be really happy and loved but its all the same I'm alone as every other day and unhappy as usual. Maybe I'm bipolar and I'm going through a depression phase.
Fuck mother's day
carmelapunk

domingo, 27 de abril de 2008

Back to baseline

The team : Mommy, the pathologist and Christian her son and assistant. We are the fastest team in the world at doing prostate margins on frozen section ( 20 min. for 5 margins). Not bad at all!
After all the fights and heartache, I got what I wanted. The bench space is available for us to work doing Pathology and no people are coming in and out to pester me. It's a miracle! No.. actually it was me getting there balls all swollen.

domingo, 20 de abril de 2008

The Stupid solutions

The pathologis-pirate. The head cap is not a coincidence

A dim orange ligth which the daltonic stupid personnel don't see

That was the solution deviced by the allmighty; I have a better one: kik them out or use a sharp knife ( just to threaten) I don't intend to become a murderer but with enough provocation I might.

sábado, 5 de abril de 2008

Photo Sequence

He is the allmighty CHIEF who can do wherever he wants with the space asigned to other coleages.
The "extremely delicate and fragile" anesthesiologist's machine has been removed so the witch will not have the opportunity to brake it. Where is it now?
View of the anesthesiologists office. I can see there's plenty of room to place a piece of equipment., so the use of our tiny space was just bullying by Satan,

Tired of all the bullshit

Yeah! I'm tired of been a pathologists, because even the people who sweeps the floor show no respect for me. They think I'm not a real doctor! Maybe it's time to do something else like becoming a professional witch and in that case I will cast deadly spells on some people, they know who they are. Oh! how I wish I could do it! Magic come to me!
Broken and tired Carmela